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(Little brother picks up mom's wine glass from the counter): Uncle Ralph: DON'T DRINK THAT! (Tak...

(After fetching Gramma's mail): Me: You got another funeral home ad. Gramma: Again? I got 3 yes...

Mom: Hey, aren't you going to play "Leon"? Me: you mean "Resident Evil 4"? Mom: Sure, yeah Me:...

Me: I just saw the coolest bumper sticker, it said "My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips"....