Grandma: What if I put all my bills in a box, s**t on them, and then send them out?
*my mom kept correcting my dad on a dessert he used to make with his dad as a kid* Mom: You're d...
Grandpa (on phone with tech support in India): I can't understand what you're saying, dammit! L...
Old school frogger is fun. Playing two player mode with a cute girl is even more awesome until yo...
That chip you're dipping in salsa. Make sure it's not your cell phone. #LFMF
A friend was visiting with her young baby. She left the diaper bag, which looked like a large pur...