Watching the X-Files when I suddenly sneezed. The second after I sneezed, on the television Agent...
While at checkout with the 4 year old I babysit in the afternoon, he noticed a lady with a prosth...
As I was getting on the bus to go downtown with some friends for my birthday dinner, I realized I...
When you are sleeping and you realize that the strange noise you hear is the cat about to vomit. Be very cautious in trying to get the cat out of the bed and out the back door. Cats in midair CAN projectile vomit while clawing the crap out of you at the same time. #LFMF