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After almost colliding with me on the stairs. Dad: "Move! i'm missing the short Kardashian and t...

Dad:"Horse riding involves stinky horses and lots of horse shit, not to mention you can break you...

[talking about Twinkies] Dad: Let me have a taste... Hang on where's my glasses?

Me: I don't see why I can't have innocent sleepovers with boys. Dad: I don't want you having sex...