zombinator

Me: My boyfriend is beginning to look like a cross between Abe Lincoln and a wolf-man Dad: So h...

Mom: (looking out window on rainy day) I wonder what a wet squirrel smells like? Me: Whaaaa?

*I trip over a store display* Mom: You're a like a walking ad for birth control.

If you ever hear someone talking about "the game", don't ask what it is. Just don't, you don't wa...