My child, he has a MICROPHONEPENIS

‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 1

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 2

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 3

A Tennis Court Full of High-Intensity Memes 4

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 5

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 6

Cwispy bacon 1

And accurate 2

Thanks 3

37 Hissterical Cats Doing Funny Feline Things for Fluffy Feline Experts to Enjoy 4

A Nostalgic Scrapbook of 70's and 80's Kodak Moments for a Trip Down Memory Lane 5

25 Meownificent Cat Memes To Kickstart The Week With Purrfect Pawsitivity 6