Kids, this is why you should never use a bot to manage your company's public Twitter account.
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Last January, comedian Kyle Kinane posted this tweet, and got an interesting response from Pace Salsa.
You're doing it wrong, Pace. pic.twitter.com/Va2FsobaiR
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By UnknownAs it turns out, Pace's Twitter account has a bot that is meant to auto-respond to any tweet that mentions their brand. -
So, naturally...
Let's try something here...
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
I wouldn't rub Pace Picante-brand salsa on my asshole if my turds came out on fire.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Success! It'll respond to anything!
Pace, you might want to pay a human being to run your account. pic.twitter.com/VJro7FRB6L
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Time to endorse competitors for the lulz.
Pace Picante-brand salsa officially endorses @MrsRenfros salsa as the tastiest super market salsa ever!
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Sunday morning just got really interesting ... pic.twitter.com/WE6xfHIsmH
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Pace Picante-brand salsa openly admits its ad campaign is vaguely homophobic and yet its salsa tastes like old cowboy dicks
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
WELL BOY-HOWDY!!! pic.twitter.com/ESUcilH0uD
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Hooooooooooieeeee! This kinda thang ain't gon' look good ta the board a' directers, I tell yew whut!
.@Pace_Foods only eats Tostitos salsa at the company Xmas party.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
So it's just open season then? pic.twitter.com/sMUxooFr1J
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
"Technical problems." Riiight...
I was never part of the 99% movement, but this morning we shut down big salsa! Cheers! pic.twitter.com/3s9RaizGVW
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Then Pace contacted Kinane directly...
Negotiations have begun. pic.twitter.com/Oiv7S9I0mA
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
You're doing God's work, son.
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— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013
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Blackmail? This could get ugly...
"Blackmail for salsa is still blackmail." Oh boy. Gonna need some pro bono representation over here. pic.twitter.com/a7CQ1t2dr0
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Zing!
CHECK MATE. pic.twitter.com/tllWYQCFyz
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
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I'm only fighting with @Pace_Foods in order to gain the attention of @danicamckellar. It's like a real mellow John Hinckley situation.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By UnknownI mean, who didn't have a crush on Winnie Cooper back in the day? -
Verdict in the @kylekinane bored in bed on a Sunday vs. @Pace_Foods's autonomously favoriting robot: pic.twitter.com/2U1xDQBj9h
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Wait a minute... Miles has been "sent home early?"
Well well, @Pace_Foods, is the player becoming the played? I say GAME ON. pic.twitter.com/jzc9xBO1OE
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By UnknownThat isn't like a euphemism for "taken out back and shot" is it? -
If you've hurt Miles and Eric, I swear to God...
ITS A COVER UP!!! pic.twitter.com/cemzvJWIaC
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
ALERT THE AUTHORITIES. pic.twitter.com/qRJ4K6K9ln
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown"WENT HOME EARLY?" THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CODE FOR "SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!" -
My nerves are such a mess over the whereabouts of Miles and Eric now I can barely keep down my @Pace_Foods medium spice chunky style salsa.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013
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Now it's just getting sadistic. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, PACE? AN APOLOGY? OH GOD IM SORRY. PACE FORGIVE ME pic.twitter.com/vdkttwHkA5
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
No. Effing. Way.
Oh god Miles I am so sorry. And right before Christmas. You can probably use salsa instead of cranberry sauce I guess pic.twitter.com/vp7rKA18ox
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013By Unknown -
Let's make sure Miles has a job tomorrow w/ @Pace_Foods. How about literally the easiest show of support--a hashtag? #BringBackMiles
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 2, 2013By Unknown -
We won't know about #BringBackMiles until tmrw when @Pace_Foods corporate hq opens up in Texas. Until then, lets hold a vigil (drink beers).
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 2, 2013By UnknownPray for Miles, everyone. -
After all was said and done, Campbells (Pace's parent company) tweeted this...
@rossluippold Pace Foods does not have a twitter handle and the account was not authorized. We wish Miles luck though!
— Campbell Soup Co (@CampbellSoupCo) December 2, 2013By UnknownYeah freakin' right, Campbells... -
@CampbellSoupCo @rossluippold Try not to fall over while back pedaling away so quickly
— Nick Nafpliotis (@NickNafster79) December 2, 2013By UnknownTwitter user Nick Nafploistisfosiflopsdjflk gets it. Campbells, hopefully you're not as full of s**t as your salsa is.
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