Russian President Vladimir Putin Has a Super Bowl Ring and I Don't and That Sucks
What do you get for the boy who has everything? A Super Bowl ring.
Look, I'm not saying Putin and I have a lot in common. In many ways, we're very different. For instance, he's a walking human-rights violation and the president of Russia, and last night I ate too much Chinese food and said, "My tum tum hurts."
But if there's one thing that we do have in common, it's that we both never won a Super Bowl.
Yet, for whatever reason, he has a Super Bowl ring, and I don't. What, just because you have mysterious ties to the U.S. President, the reality-TV gameshow host of your dreams, I don't get a ring. That's some grade A, top-choice bullshit.
Here's the story of how Putin got his ring without winning the Super Bowl.
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Explain.
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Yeah, we all would.
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"Beautiful ring. May I try it on?" "Sure. Can I have the ring back?" "What ring?"
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This guy gets it.
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I think he was actually like, please don't hurt me, Mr. President.
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It was all a big ruse.
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