Why do all my Lolcat submissions have negative numbers?

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 1

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 2

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 3

Nepo baby demands overview of coworker's project so he can take full credit for it: 'He had no part in creating this program' 4

Hiring manager expects employee to beg for the job, employee refuses, manager promises to ensure the candidate never works in the industry again 5

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 6

Friends furrever 1

Cwispy bacon 2

A purrfessional model 3

Cat Lover Discovers an Adventurous 'Stray' Actually Has an Owner by Attaching a Note to the Cat, Receives a Wholesome Response 4

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 5

Cringeworthy Cat Names That Are Actually Totally Adorable And Not Strange At All: ICanHasCheezburger Edition 6