Derplandia, a derptastic home to all animals of derpy dispositions, whose greatest and most loyal citizens, the Dogs, guard with great honor and much derpiness. These magnificent mutts have trained diligently to disarm even the most astounding attackers with the very essence of their own derpiness, whether it be extreme zoomies around the enemy or a heart-wrenching blep.
Chief among these derpy defenders is Snoop Doggo, he of the Gargantuan Tongue, with which he has taken on whole armies and won through sheer and utter derpiness. Alas, our noble hero grows old in his years and looks to the youth to find an awdorable pupper who can one day replace him in his derpy duties. And to that goal, we have created a list of some of the derpiest doggos around, who might just have what it takes.
Five-time winner of the International Derp Doggo contest, Derpington here is one of the prime examples of god accidentally adding the whole bottle of derp when creating a dog, which we don't mind, cuz he's helluva adorable!
This derpy doggo has finally caught his prize frisbee, and doe not intend to let go of it, even to sleep, as you can see in this picture where he remains vigilant while sleeping, so that no other dogs or hoomans take it.
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