"An ur lissenin to Teh Basement Cat Sho. Letz taek our furst callur." Hello, Basement Cat. Long tiem wurshippur, first tiem callur. I wantz to noes: If mai hooman doesn't get me catnip, iz okai to shred teh showur curtin? "Absoulutelee. Next callur..."

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