Gather round ye derpy younglings, and hear the tale of how Derplandia changed from a nation of delightfully derpy dogs into a nation of ridiculously derpy animals of all kinds. Ages ago, when Derplandia was still young, the growing nation founded and populated by derpy doggos on a creed of derpiness had yet to come across any other animals displaying similar creeds, that is, until a convoy of caravans carrying a medley of derpy animals from far away lands made it way to the derptastic capitol.
This carriage had made its way from lands beyond the Cat Ninja clan's borders, unexplored by even the bravest and derpiest of knights. In this convoy were animals the citizens of Derplandia had never seen before, such as tigers, horses, and otters, united in their derpiness. They had roamed the lands searching for a safe haven from those who disdained their derpy ways, and luckily for them were welcomed into Derplandia with open paws!
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Just in case you haven't seen this before, this is what a cow sitting looks like. It is literally impossible for anything to be derpier than this, as our derpometer broke while trying to asses how derpy it actually is.
Trained as a ninja from a young age, Gouron the bearded dragon is a master of stealth, blending seamlessly into his surrounding to stalk his prey. Bet you cant see where he is in this picture, what with him being practically invisible and all.
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