One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all...

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 1

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 2

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 3

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38 Harry Potter Memes for Brave Hogwarts Students Skipping Herbology to Explore Hogsmeade 6

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Every time 3

Some day, some way 4

Prank call 5

Don't mess with Momma 6