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‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 1

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 2

Nepo baby demands overview of coworker's project so he can take full credit for it: 'He had no part in creating this program' 3

Hiring manager expects employee to beg for the job, employee refuses, manager promises to ensure the candidate never works in the industry again 4

The Most Entertaining Parenting Posts of the Week (May 6, 2024) 5

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 6

Friends furrever 1

Cwispy bacon 2

A purrfessional model 3

Cat Lover Discovers an Adventurous 'Stray' Actually Has an Owner by Attaching a Note to the Cat, Receives a Wholesome Response 4

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 5

Cringeworthy Cat Names That Are Actually Totally Adorable And Not Strange At All: ICanHasCheezburger Edition 6