What? It's Gordon Gekko? Pardon? Greed isn't good anymore? WHAT?? You got out of the market last summer????

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Employee gets suspended for no reason, stinks up work truck before quitting: 'Before I returned the truck, I release 6 stinky air fresher tags in it' 3

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'Where is he going that he can't politely ask a child to move?': Dad demands entitled Boomer apologize after pushing a 4-year-old over for being in his way 6

And you worship its every move 1

ComfeeSofa 2

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Box paradise! 4

Ready 5

Service, please! 6