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‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 2

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 3

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 4

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A Hobbit's Helping of 35 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (May 9, 2024) 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Fill'r up or else... 4

He's innocent 5

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