In Azzwipistan, the condemned are allowed to pick the firing squad's guns.

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 1

Sister evicts brother's family from their family home, wonders if she's wrong: 'Last week him and his family were officially evicted' 2

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 3

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 4

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 5

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics (May 8, 2024) 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 4

Fill'r up or else... 5

No squirrels 6