Of course it's mine. It has "Bad Mutha Fucka" scribed on the handle.

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 1

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 2

A Tennis Court Full of High-Intensity Memes 3

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 4

'Block her number and move on': Boutique owner gifts employee jumpsuit from her store, demands it back when employee injures herself 5

23 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Animals Being Complete And Total Derps (May 6, 2024) 6

Cwispy bacon 1

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 2

Cringeworthy Cat Names That Are Actually Totally Adorable And Not Strange At All: ICanHasCheezburger Edition 3

Thanks 4

37 Hissterical Cats Doing Funny Feline Things for Fluffy Feline Experts to Enjoy 5

A Freshly Baked Cat Meme Cake Frosted With Giggles And Diligently Decorated With Feline Goodness 6