OH NO, NOW I WON'T GET LAID FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

Cwispy bacon 1

A purrfessional model 2

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 3

Cringeworthy Cat Names That Are Actually Totally Adorable And Not Strange At All: ICanHasCheezburger Edition 4

A Freshly Baked Cat Meme Cake Frosted With Giggles And Diligently Decorated With Feline Goodness 5

Ever 6