This Guy Totally Looks Like Dr. House

This Guy Totally Looks Like Dr. House (Hugh Laurie)

Who is "this guy?" What is his story? Was he separated at birth from a twin? Did he feel like a part of him was missing, forcing him into a spiral of depression? Did he tune into "House" one night, feel his twin-senses tingle, and think "Hey! That guy looks just like me! How unfair that he's a TV star and I'm a sad drunk!"?