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Welcome back, Mom and Dad! You have done a great job this week, as you have done every other week. As long as you do everything with love, then you are doing it the best you can and that's all a kid can ask for. It has to be pretty wild being new to the world. Imagine hearing silence for the first time when you're used to hearing your mom's heartbeat. Imagine feeling hunger for the first time when you have never felt anything remotely like it before! Good thing we have no memories from that time because it sounds traumatizing. Your job as a parent is to make your little fleshy copy as comfortable as possible during this wild phase. Like a trip sitter, if you will. All my cool cats and hippy parents will understand that one. Anyway, sometimes you have to laugh just to get through the moment and nothing brings the laughter on better than memes! So treat yourself, Mom and Dad—you deserve it.
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