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'You better have all 30 bags on my car before I get back': Teenager mistaken for hardware store employee gets back at impatient DIYer 1

'You break it, you buy it': Staff member demands parents pay for damaged items at local pet shop after son ruins store 2

Employee gets suspended for no reason, stinks up work truck before quitting: 'Before I returned the truck, I release 6 stinky air fresher tags in it' 3

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 4

'Where is he going that he can't politely ask a child to move?': Dad demands entitled Boomer apologize after pushing a 4-year-old over for being in his way 5

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 6

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

20+ guests share the most bizarre house rules they have encountered: 'No closed doors. Bedroom, bathroom, closet, whatever' 2

'It's a family secret... Karen didn't take it well': Chocolate chip cookie conundrum divides office in two 3

'I sat around doing nothing for the last 2 months of my job': Quitting employee stops being assigned work by petty boss 4

Entitled office worker insists that coworker conform to her dress code: '[My manager] told me to drop it' 5

28 Work Memes for Mechanics Tackling Daily Customer Car-tastrophes 6