5 Easter Gifts That Will Scar Your Kids for Life
Here's a few things not to get your kids this Easter.
The Zom-BunnySure, it's kind of cute, but you don't want to teach your kids that it's ok to eat a zombie, because that's another way you get turned into a zombie. Plus you shouldn't eat long dead rabbit. It's full of parasites.
The Creepy Egg BabyCute? Maybe. Creepy? A little.
But please, don't teach your children they came from an egg. Give them the facts, and they'll appreciate you more for it.
Killer BunniesYep, leave these furry guys in your toddler's room and they're guaranteed to be sleeping in your bed for quite a while.
Pitchfork & BunnyFarmers and bunnies don't mix. But your kids don't need to know that. Unless they already know about Little Bunny Foo Foo. But in that story there isn't a pitchfork stabbing, just brain damage.
Tam-PeepsEaster may not be the time to tell your 4 year old son about menstruation. It's better to save that talk for Christmas.
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