Oh Carly Simon, I know I told all of your CDs that I wanted to throw them out of the window of my mother's Buick LeSabre when I was younger, but I promise I'm not the man I used to be. Please to forgive me for my veinity? - Matty Malaprop
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Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
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Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
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