Touche of the Day: Obama's "Family Tattoo" Deterrence Plan

President Barack Obama has concocted a fail-proof plan to prevent his daughters from getting tattoos. In a recent interview with the Today Show, Obama suggested that if either Malia or Sasha tattooed themselves one day, he and First Lady Michelle Obama would immediately get matching ink and show them off on YouTube as a "family tattoo." Now that's what I call a deterrence policy!