Autocorrect Fail Reenactment #6 Suspicious Dad

Hiring manager expects employee to beg for the job, employee refuses, manager promises to ensure the candidate never works in the industry again 1

'They left without me': Family leaves daughter behind when they go on vacation, texting photos of resort after weeks of radio silence 2

'Mostly I just laugh and wave at the screen': Tech support employee shares ridiculous customer stories from the call center trenches 3

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 4

Worker asks for a raise, gets fired instead: 'We're terminating your contract' 5

'You're about to be real short-staffed': Overworked employees take on extra shifts only for management to announce they are cutting the bonus pay so they can hire more staff 6

20 wedding mishaps that led to divorce: 'The bride [...] showed up in a bright pink track suit' 1

23 Work Memes for the Employees Clocking in Fashionably Late 2

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 3

‘He threw the laptop on the ground’: Employees Share Most Amusing Customer Encounters at Work 4

Guy gets spicy revenge on thieving neighbors stealing his peaches by boobytrapping the fruit: 'Carolina Reaper, you know, to deter pests' 5

'My sugar free soda has sugar in it': Top Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (May 6, 2024) 6