At Least It's Wet Again

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Tip #37 for squeezing every dollar out of your customers: 1. Break water fountain. 2. Pretend fountain is in the process of being repaired by claiming that you "already got the water wet" and "it'll be fixed any day now." 3. Charge $1.00 for bottled water.

I hear they give merit badges for cynicism.


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