18-year-old call center worker reprimanded for deviating from the script, maliciously complies to prove her point: 'You told me to stick to the script!'

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    I (18F) worked at a call center for about 3 months, mostly helping people reset passwords and answer basic questions.
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    During training, the told us to "sound natural and conversational." Cool. I did that and got great feedback from callers.
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    Then we got a new supervisor who flipped if we didn't read the script exactly as written. She said, "If you deviate even slightly, you'll be written up." Okay.
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    Next call, a guy says, "Hey, my account's locked, can you help me real quick?" I respond (robot mode): "Hello, thank you for calling. My name is [NAME], and I hope you're having a wonderful day. How may I assist you with you technical concern today?"
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    He paused and said, "...Are you serious?" I kept going exactly word for word. Even even the weird fake empathy lines like, "I completely understand how frustrating this unique situation must feel."
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    Mid call, my supervisor walked by, and actually stopped to listen. She tilted her head, looked confused, and asked after the call, "Why were you talking like that?"
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    I just said, "You told me to stick to the script." She didn't have a comeback. And funnily enough, the next day, she told our team: “Okay, just make sure you cover the key points. You can be natural again."
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    Illuminatus-Prime · 16h ago Basic MalComp, well played.
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    Hollow Voices • 16h ago I hated working for a call center SO MUCH
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    Dripping Snarkasm 16h ago "Thank you for this information, {$_supervisor}. Let me check that for you."
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    Apprehensive-Ba... 15h ago I got written up for not saying 3 pleases and 3 thank you. The call lasted less than a minute.
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    Meanwhile a handful of coworkers were dropping difficult calls so they could keep their talk time lower to qualify for money bonuses with zero repercussions.
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    ReginaSpektors 14h ago I hate those stupid empathy lines in the script. I once had to call roadside assistance because my company truck
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    was stuck in the mud and the guy was like "I understand that it's very frustrating to be stuck in mud" like yeah cool buddy I need a winch truck not a therapist
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    Go_Gators_4Ever · 16h ago I would have used my best impression of Christopher Walken for the voice and inflections.
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    Druidicflow • 11h ago hope you actually said "[NAME]" and somehow pronounced the brackets and the all caps.
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    mwalimu59 • 15h ago . The call center I worked at several years ago encouraged us to sound friendly and conversational most of the time. In a few
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    key places they had "verbatim word tracks" which for legal reasons or similar we had to read word for word as shown. It was a pretty good system.
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    JaschaE · 14h ago All the ones I worked with where okay with keeping it casual after the greeting.
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    Only one had a script to follow word for word when applicable. It hung in every single cubicle and had the headline "In case of a bomb thread." I consider that one reasonable.

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