Me: Hey Dad, why did you and mom have me so late in your marriage? Dad: Well, 18 years ago, your brother came out of the closet. And Mom was complaining that now she'll never have grandkids. Me: So I was born for the sole purpose of replacing my brother? Dad: Exactly.(He was dead serious)
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