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Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #343 2

The real dream 3

Just in case 4

Cat Surrendered for Being ‘Too Fat’ Gets Heartwarming Happy Ending After Going Viral and Being Adopted: ‘Us curvy girls gotta stick together’ 5

Five more minutes 6