From the submitter: I wanted to add a "True Story". But just when I made the comic I woke up and realized this wasn't a true story at all. It was a dream inside a dream. After that I watched Inception on my Ultra-Nexus 9000 HD-TV because I live in the year 2096. I decided to travel back in time and convert this story into a comic so you past-people know TIME TRAVEL F**KING EXISTS. Then I woke up and realized I'm a carrot. Life sucks.