(Talking about moving to a town in Washington with my mother)
Me: We're moving to Pullman, Washington.
Mom: Oh, that nice. You've got to go see the Lincoln Memorial and the other things there.
Me, staring at my mother: Pullman, Washington...
Mom, clueless: Yeah, Washington is our national capital.
Me, shaking head: Our capital is Washington D.C.. We're moving to Washington state.
Mom: There's a difference?