Watching TV on New Years Eve with my parents:
Me: So Justin Bieber sang a Beatles song not too long ago.
Dad: Really. Because if I wanted to listen to the Beatles, I would play a fu**ing Beatles CD. Not listen to a fu**ing prick who sings and looks like a little sissy girl. NEVER! How do you stand for this!?!
Me: I was just letting you know.
Dad:...BED TIME! That wore me out.