Eh. It's 9:21ish.

'Mostly I just laugh and wave at the screen': Tech support employee shares ridiculous customer stories from the call center trenches 1

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 2

'They left without me': Family leaves daughter behind when they go on vacation, texting photos of resort after weeks of radio silence 3

Hiring manager expects employee to beg for the job, employee refuses, manager promises to ensure the candidate never works in the industry again 4

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 5

Entitled Boomer calls neighbor 'lazy renter,' not knowing he's owned the house for 3 years: 'I told her to find the nearest retirement home' 6

20 wedding mishaps that led to divorce: 'The bride [...] showed up in a bright pink track suit' 1

23 Work Memes for the Employees Clocking in Fashionably Late 2

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 3

‘He threw the laptop on the ground’: Employees Share Most Amusing Customer Encounters at Work 4

Guy gets spicy revenge on thieving neighbors stealing his peaches by boobytrapping the fruit: 'Carolina Reaper, you know, to deter pests' 5

'My sugar free soda has sugar in it': Top Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (May 6, 2024) 6