Life is Hard

If you're playing Skyrim for the first time, and you have no idea what you're doing, so you're just catching salmon and go into deeper water, make sure your boyfriend pays attention to you, when you ask him about watermonsters. "No there are none" means; 'There are none in the waters you were walking.' They are in the deep rivers. You'll try to catch a slaughterfish, and you will not notice it's not a salmon, untill it already opened his mouth wide enough to eat you. You will pause the game. #LF