'Park better. Pass it on!': 20+ petty notes calling out entitled drivers for their inconsiderate parking jobs

Parking is part of virtually every driving test, so why is it so difficult for people to master? It's not that folks don't remember how to park properly. It's that they simply do not care to do a decent job. What often happens next is that, unless someone is parking poorly in their own private driveway, nine times out of ten, a bad parking job affects literally everyone else. It might keep another driver from finding a spot, make it nearly impossible for the adjacent driver to pull out, or even cause literal damage. 

These drivers had had enough of the obnoxious parkers in their neighborhoods and decided to take their frustration to the next level. They wound up writing the following clever, ruthless, and occasionally wildly creative petty notes. One can only imagine what it must be like to approach your poorly parked car and discover one of these messages on the windshield. Keep scrolling through for the full list!

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  • 01

    Who doesn't love a play on words?

    I am giving you this dog, his name is Spot. I thought you might want him, as you seem to be trying to take as many spots as possible. I hope this helps.
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  • 02

    Can someone please explain to me why this dude can't park literally anywhere else?

    THANKS FOR ALWAYS PARKING ACROSS THE PATH. IT GIVES ME THE CHANCE TO BE A MOVIE STAR SUDE ACROSS YOUR HOOD NOW THEN. TRY IT, IT'S AWESOME!
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  • 03

    The author of this note maintained at least some sense of decorum. It'll be difficult to argue with this one!

    Dear Sir or Mad am, You may have noticed that your vehicle seems to have found itself in two parking Spaces. The truth is, it actually fits in one. For the bene fit of all humanity, please lower your parking space Consumption. хохо your friendly neighborhood Spiderman
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  • 04

    Santa is definitely putting this guy on the Naughty List this year!

    YOUR TRUCK 15 PARKED IN A SMALL CAR" STALL AND IS OVER INTO THE LINE THE NEXT STALL. JD SANTA
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  • 05

    There was effort put into this note, and for that, we must give this author some credit!

    CONGRATULATIONS you have won the inconsiderate parkers prize by occupying two parking places with one very small car and doing this for more than a month far longer than anyone else has achieved.
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  • 06

    This one certainly paints a picture...

    I have a hand up my ☐ but you've got your head up yours. PARK BETTER. PASS IT ON.
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  • 07

    Talk about a domino effect!

    When you park like a to make people mad. you make people mad, you When hey write you notes. when they write you notes they're wasting their time. when they waste their time, they get more mad. Or is it madden? Now they're doubting their grammar Don't make people doubt their grammar. BONIT PARK LIKE AT
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  • 08

    Something tells me a note like this would scare someone into parking in just one space again...

    If you park sideways next time, you'll be able to take up 4 or 5 spaces instead of just two.
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  • 09

    Give yourself a slightly bigger workout, dude!

    FYI: This is not a parking space. You are at the gym Walk 30 more feet! Signed, Everyone who has to play Chicken with oncoming cars because of your lazy □
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  • 10

    Grumpy Cat Hath Spoken!

    Grumpy Cat does not like people parking in his spot. Next time it's towed
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  • 11

    Not to change the subject, but this person should consider a career in illustration...

    PARKING IN OTHER PEOPLES' SPOTS? THAT'S A PADDLIN
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  • 12

    A Sardine, you say?!

    To LEARN TO PARK WITH MANNERS You MUST THINK I AM A SARDINE
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  • 13

    Who doesn't love a quality Office Space reference?

    Yeaaah... if Park ΓΛ could go ahead an you could your own spot, that'd be great
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  • 14

    Obsessed with the first benefit to society that came to mind for this author was the iphone...

    You park like an a hole. We live in a society; our society has benefits such as iphones, supermarkets and a lack of mountain lions attempting to eat you. If you want the benefits of society follow the rules! Take an introspective look at you life and figure out why nobody likes you.
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  • 15

    Where can we purchase these?

    You're all up in my grill. Titanic. The Hindenburg. This parking job. PARK BETTER. PASS IT ON. www.DOYOURPARK.COM PARK BETTER. PASS IT ON www.DOYOURPARK.COM This parking job ex-stinks. Coloring books must I have been hard for you. PARK BETTER. PASS IT ON. www.DOYOURPARK.COM PARK BETTER. PASS IT ON. www.DOYOURPARK.COM
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  • 16

    Again, one must acknowledge the creativity at work here!

    You are a PARKING PIG! Parking is at a premium in this neighborhood. Did you really need to take up two parking spaces? Your neighbors need to park too. BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS!
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  • 17

    Is anyone else thinking of Cruella de Vil's obsession with spots too or is it just me?

    THIS IS SPOT. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED AS MANY SPOTS AS YOU CAN GET SO HOPEFULLY THIS ONE HELPS.
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  • 18

    You know this person has probably seen every Transformers movie, unfortunately for them!

    Optimus Prime disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. Autobots, Rollout!
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  • 19

    Who knew parking was like filling in a coloring book?

    Many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines. 200 Maybe if you practice coloring this turtle, it will help with your parking.
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  • 20

    Brilliant! Must remember to bring my handy sidewalk chalk from now on!

    H YOU!
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  • 21

    Chipotle being good citizens! We always knew we liked them... and their burrito bowls.

    PARK WHERE YOU ARE, NOT WHERE YOU AREN'T. Help us to be good neighbors. Please do not park in the McDonald's lot. They will Mc Tow your car. CHIPOTLE
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  • 22

    This person had a lot of time in their hands!

    SOLUSVO ERCENTE NÃO DEAT SCO GATORIO SODE CARTAO VAGA For Claro
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