BTW - Vodka is Combustible

Good idea: Vodka. Bad idea: Leaving vodka on the stove. Really Bad Idea: Forgetting said vodka is on the stove and turning the burner on. The bottle will explode, your boyfriend could end up with glass shards in his back and you will be out an apartment. #LFM(neighbors')F

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