Here's how this story goes --
Toddler appears to do a keg stand at an Arizona State tailgater; picture of said keg stand is submitted to The Dirty; ASU police are forced to investigate.
But no way this is anything more than a posed pic in seriously poor taste... if these ASU fans really were forcing a baby to drink cheap beer upside down from a tap, someone would have had the good sense to intervene.
Right?