Dating Fails

11 Times Grindr Was The Best and Worst Place Ever

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  • 1

    Um, what?

    Text - Today 2:32 a.m. Think of the hotel is right 2:38 a.m. Sorry yes 2:38 a.m. You up? 2:45 a.m. Yes in mine 2:45 a.m. Ok 2:46 a.m Are you alone 2:47 a.m. Неу 2:49 a.m. Oh god 7:18 a.m. Who were you talking to? Were you drunk? Send
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  • 2

    We got a pun master over here, guys.

    Text - 11:59 PM 11:58 PM Want your dock sucked 11:58 PM Sorry i dont give into pier pressure 11:59 PM Send Google play PLAY THE LATEST NEW MOVIE RELEASES PLAY NOW ! (C|). ? QWERTYUI0 P ASD FG HJKL AUTOCOWRECKS.COM Σ

    Also sucking a dock would be profoundly unpleasant for everyone.

  • 3

    Priorities.

    Font - 3:24 PM What are u into 6:05 PM lasagna 6:13 PM I mean idk
  • 4

    Too soon, bot. Too soon.

    Text - 10 55% oo AT&T LTE 9:55 PM < Вack Bert Edit Today 6:49 PM heyyy 9:11 PM What's upp 9:11 PM hey that didn't take long man haha 9:54 PM My fish drowned 9:54 PM sweet. ive been workin out alot it makes me way turned on haha... u? 9:54 PM I'm having a funeral for my fish 9:55 PM i've have a really huge dick bron i love showing it off + Send Eliminate odors in febreze smallsPACES SAVE $.75>
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  • 5

    Points for creativity.

    Text - oo Sprint 7:46 PM 1 42% Вack Edit Today 7:41 PM Неуу 7:41 PM If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white Christmas Send ERTY UIOP QW GHJK L ASDF ZXC VBNM X 123 return space
  • 6

    Don't comprehend.

    Text - O Married guy DBB 06:14PM Haha 06:14PM What luck lol 06:14PM Im not married by the way 06:15PM Lol. Why does it say you are then 06:15PM Cause, im using my Dads grindr lol 06:16PM Haha what
  • 7

    Hey you big, beautiful blue man!

    Font - EI Sporty Back More Back Sporty Chat Tuesday, April 23, 2013 Which one are you? Online 2.2 km away 29 years old 182 cm 72 kg White Currently Single 15.54 Tuesday, April 23, 2013 What 19:45 Chat Favorite Portuguese intelligent guy Intelligent and Fit White Caucasian guys apply. American, Canadian, European guys jump to the front of the queue :) Connecting to the server... Block GAME KING VIDEOPOKER PLAY MOBILE Reno
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  • 8

    You don't wanna catch em' all on Grindr.

    Text - 12:59 a.m. oo0 3 4G 1 78% Chats Edit Today 12:51 a.m After NSA mate, 12:51 a.m 27, pics to swap 12:58 a.m. I have a shiny Charizard, what have you got? Send TYUIOP QWER ASDFGHJKL ZXCV BNM х return 123 space
  • 9

    There's really no coming back from this.

    Text - 59 % VOdafone NL 16:27 Giorgio Back More Cute 22:59 Where u live 22:59 dinsdag, juni 12, 2012 T live in the Netherlands but I fisted long and very often 16:26 Omg siri!!!! 16:26 I meant 16:27 I live in the Netherlands but i visit London very often. 16:27 Send
  • 10

    OH GOD MOM NO.

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  • 11

    But every once in a while, you find true love.

    Text - o00 Verizon 1:37 PM 1 77% Chats Edit 33 PM I think I love you Today 1:33 PM Heheh 1:34 PM I wanna lick your butt and watch Adventuretime 1:37 PM Can we order pizza too 1:37 PM I'd be mad if you didn't 1:37 PM + Send QWER TYUIOP ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM return 123 space

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