Yeah, Not Gonna Happen Bro

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 1

'Mostly I just laugh and wave at the screen': Tech support employee shares ridiculous customer stories from the call center trenches 2

Worker asks for a raise, gets fired instead: 'We're terminating your contract' 3

Employee gets passed over for promotion in favor of a coworker they trained: 'I'm baffled, I have many years [of] experience' 4

'Enjoy the wake up call!': Corporal talks back to commanding officer, gets malicious compliance during night watch 5

'You're about to be real short-staffed': Overworked employees take on extra shifts only for management to announce they are cutting the bonus pay so they can hire more staff 6

20 wedding mishaps that led to divorce: 'The bride [...] showed up in a bright pink track suit' 1

23 Work Memes for the Employees Clocking in Fashionably Late 2

Boss threatens contractors job when they park in the public parking space the boss normally uses, contractor gets even: 'I'm told that this boss gets the say on my contract and doesn't need a reason to end my contract' 3

Guy gets spicy revenge on thieving neighbors stealing his peaches by boobytrapping the fruit: 'Carolina Reaper, you know, to deter pests' 4

Boarding school enforces 33% increased price structure, students rebel via malicious compliance: 'There was an uproar' 5

‘He threw the laptop on the ground’: Employees Share Most Amusing Customer Encounters at Work 6