Even worse: Both of them fapping along while nude with mayonnaise lube, screaming "how do you like it, huh! How do you like it!" suicide wank:When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room! tl;dr - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suicide+wank