Introverts value sleep over acquaintanceship. While we have at least one (maybe two) decent socializing partners–dare I call them 'friends'?–acquaintances are just an exhausting obstacle in life. You have to make small talk with acquaintances and you must share a tight-lipped smile with them when you pass in the halls at work. To extroverted people, these tiny acts of social pleasantries aren't taxing in the slightest, but to an introvert, brief moments of socialization chip away at a meticulously cultivated social battery charge that took months to be full.
Introvert social batteries re-load slower and deplete faster–like that old iPod rotting in the depths of your storage closet.
Luckily, introverted people have a secret weapon to raise their spirits after being forced to socialize: Sleep! We can nap it off like a cranky toddler, regaining our strength from the comforts of our cozy covers. So if you're an introvert looking to cruise the airwaves of comedic bliss to save yourself from extraneous socializing, scroll onward to enjoy this week's collection of introvert memes.