30+ Memes of a Humorous Variety

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    My niece drew me holding hands with a burrito and I've never felt more understood
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    They had one job YOU WILL MARRY ME Sir Dickson @Wizarab10 They are not asking
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    Me: I love learning new things Me when it's time to learn anything new that I'm not instantly good at: Years with Hayao Mi NHK WORLD
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    Isn't that the chap who plays Dr Strange? 300g per kg Morrisons MARKET ST BUTTERNUT CRINKLE FRIES READY TO COOK
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    My new sheets with roses don't look as expected
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    People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. shalina @jambufloyd right. I'm unhappy cause I'm trapped behind a slow walker now move TYO OTODAY
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    "Men are complicated" The language of men *Up nod* - "What's up" *Down nod* - "You have my respect" *Right nod* - "I need to talk to you about something" *Left nod* - "Yo check this out"
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    Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time? Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value* Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule* Me: *never exercises ever* Me: I just don't get it
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal *starts playing on phone during a show *misses important scene *rewinds way too far by mistake 600 *gets back on phone while waiting for the scene *misses the scene again
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    Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push- offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok
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    I am making dinner tonight you should come over Okay sure yes I'm making spaghetti and meatballs You are uninvited Swaghetti and memeballs That's fair Delivered
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    whydidithavetobeteen... knitmea... + spritzeal: how do they advertise for stockphoto models like. 'are you conventionally attractive, but in a weirdly bland sort of way? do your friends have difficulty picking you out of a crowd? do you look faintly like a default sim? we want YOU' Source: spritzeal #this may or may not belong to queue 84,473 notes
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    hannah shakari @han_shak the customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer
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    Thate to be a burden edsobelhate but thats just whoiam
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    If you feel bad about procrastinating, just remember that Mozart wrote the overture to 'Don Giovanni' the morning it premiered
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    Introverts being invited anywhere: I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.
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    When I was walking a dog, I encountered a cat and it became like a Pokemon battle
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    When you wake up and check your phone to see how much longer you can sleep, but its right before your alarm rings
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    عدى I'm Sorry You Can't Afford To Be Alive And Other Stories From America
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    The Disney character I wanted to be The Disney character | became
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    suki @desukidesu me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table waiter: white or red? me, trying to impress my date: whichever onion the chef prefers
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    "Sorry, I've gotta cancel our plans today." Introverts:
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    Ramblin Mama @ramblinma "I see you're going somewhere. Guess I'll walk right in front of you." - kids, pets, spouses
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    4 hours ago in Boulder, Colorado. And then Jesus said, "when I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don't care what you do - hide'em, paint'em, just get rid of them."
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    00 keely flaherty ❤ @keelyflaherty me: i need more friends text message: hey wanna hang out? me: no what? no 12/3/18, 7:19 pm
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    mom "it starts at 3" me in my head: "it starts at 3, but we gotta be there by 2, so we gotta leave the house at 1, so i have to start getting ready around 11, so i have to wake up at 10"
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    People on Facebook be like
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    I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
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    chandabeard Find someone as sleepy as you. Coexhaust. Bron: chandabeard 92.553 notities 17 A B
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    Pain & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMB anxiety: they hate you me: who hates me anxiety: they 9:44 PM 2021-09-09 Twitter for iPhone 6,397 Retweets 233 Quote Tweets 26.9K Likes
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    YA BOY BILL NYE @yaboybillnye if ur sad and lonely just remember there are billions of cells in your body and all they give a dam about is u
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    Biggest lie ever told -Cotton 90°C otton Prewash -Cotton 60°C Cotton 20°C Eco 40-60 Wool Rinse ההה Selections Temp. Spin Delay Rapid Wash Start/Pause

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