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‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 1

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 2

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 3

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 4

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 5

A Tennis Court Full of High-Intensity Memes 6

Cwispy bacon 1

A purrfessional model 2

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 3

Cringeworthy Cat Names That Are Actually Totally Adorable And Not Strange At All: ICanHasCheezburger Edition 4

A Freshly Baked Cat Meme Cake Frosted With Giggles And Diligently Decorated With Feline Goodness 5

Ever 6