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Job seeker gets flown out to an interview and meets the successful candidate who already started in the role: 'Dude has only been there about a week...' 1

Rental car company loses nearly $80,000,000 in business after trying to rip off a frequent customer for an extra $70: 'My company won't be renting from you again' 2

'We moved out without telling them': Intrusive landlord enforces monthly inspections, tenants move out, forcing him to scramble 3

‘Get out of my house’: Home seller discovers buyer moved into their house before closing date, leading to legal dispute when seller demands she leaves 4

‘It’s time you pay': University employee gets fed up with dean's refusal to accommodate students' needs, prints out free textbooks for students that cost thousands 5

Barista gets reprimanded by manager for not giving a customer her phone number: ' 6

Barista gets reprimanded by manager for not giving a customer her phone number: ' 1

29 Trucker Memes for the Drivers Going the Extra Mile 2

'What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (May 2, 2024) 3

'I bought $40 wire elf ears. I have worn them zero times': 25+ Times people spent good money on terrible products 4

'We moved out without telling them': Intrusive landlord enforces monthly inspections, tenants move out, forcing him to scramble 5

Boss wants to cut marketing worker's pay to save money: 'I’d go from about $1000 a month to $200' 6