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No One Hates Ted Cruz More Than His Old College Roommate, Hollywood Screenwriter Craig Mazin

You might recognize Craig Mazin from his screenplays. He was the writer of the Hangover sequels and the Melissa McCarthy movie Identity Thief. He's also quickly becoming known as Ted Cruz's freshman roommate from college. Mazin isn't the only person who hates Ted Cruz, there's an entire internet meme accusing Cruz of being the Zodiac killer. But one thing is certain, Craig Mazin hates him the most.

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    Ted Cruz Obviously Left a Lasting Impression on His Freshman Roommate at Princeton

    Facial expression - Craig Mazin @clmazin Mar 1 Look at him forcing the smile. The laugh. Like a puppet holding its own strings. Creeeeeeeepy.
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    He Shares Such Fond Memories of the Year He Spend As Cruz's Roommate

    Text - Craig Mazin @clmazin Follow As a freshman,I would get into senior parties because I was Ted's roommate. OUT OF PITY. He was that widely loathed. It's his superpower. Craic Mazin l Craig Mazin @clmazin Follow Second memory: Ted would talk about the women he thought he had a shot with. Pretty sure he remained untouched by a woman those four years Craig Mazin Follow @clmazin Ted would leave a greasy film on everything. My friend Erik dubbed the substance "Cruhz," rhymes with "scuzz." Now the
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    Mazin Isn't Shy About What a Terrible Person He Thinks Cruz Is

    Text - Craig Mazin @clmazin Mar 2 Consistency isn't a virtue in people who are awful. nsavides productions @nsavidesPRO @clmazin get that you don't like him since your college days, but that seems unfair. He's at least been consistent, unlike Trump. Craig Mazin @clmazin Mar 2 Ted Cruz will become the thing you need him to be so that he wins an election. No principles, no moral center, no values. Just ambition Craig Mazin @clmazin Mar 1 Some people think "Trump behaves poorly" equates to "Therefo

    And he really, really wants everyone to realize what a dangerous candidate he could be.

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    He Is Also Very Good About Answering Questions About His Experience

    Text - Craig Mazin @clmazin Feb 25 Yes. I got drunk and puked on his textbooks. Bought him new ones. Cost me all my $$$. My fault. Also, worth it. Luke Yoquinto @lukeyoquinto @clmazin Serious Q: Did either you or Ted ever throw up in the presence of the other? Craig Mazin @clmazin Feb 25 No no no, Ted is the thing INSIDE Quirrell's turban... Michael Slavitch @komputernik @clmazin Craig Mazin @cl mazin Feb 27 Melted witch. YzzOne @guy_next_to_me @clmazin which Wizard of OZ character best fits @te

    Sorry Craig, at least you're a successful screenwriter so maybe you could break into the film industry in Canada if you're old college buddy gets elected?

    Via @clmazin

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