No. . . No, Dad, It's, It's Not.

'Mostly I just laugh and wave at the screen': Tech support employee shares ridiculous customer stories from the call center trenches 1

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 2

Hiring manager expects employee to beg for the job, employee refuses, manager promises to ensure the candidate never works in the industry again 3

'Enjoy the wake up call!': Corporal talks back to commanding officer, gets malicious compliance during night watch 4

Worker asks for a raise, gets fired instead: 'We're terminating your contract' 5

Employee gets passed over for promotion in favor of a coworker they trained: 'I'm baffled, I have many years [of] experience' 6

20 wedding mishaps that led to divorce: 'The bride [...] showed up in a bright pink track suit' 1

23 Work Memes for the Employees Clocking in Fashionably Late 2

Boss threatens contractors job when they park in the public parking space the boss normally uses, contractor gets even: 'I'm told that this boss gets the say on my contract and doesn't need a reason to end my contract' 3

‘He threw the laptop on the ground’: Employees Share Most Amusing Customer Encounters at Work 4

Guy gets spicy revenge on thieving neighbors stealing his peaches by boobytrapping the fruit: 'Carolina Reaper, you know, to deter pests' 5

'[Karen] got fired for her recklessness': Entitled employee refuses to follow password guidelines, company's emails get hacked, she pays the price 6