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'He would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower': Husband bans wife, 12 and 14-year old sons from showering more than twice a week, claims it's for the environment 1

27 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (April 26, 2024) 2

20 Coffee Memes for Caffeine Consumers Who Need Their Brown Liquid 3

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 4

35 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 5

30+ of the Best Marvel Memes of the Week (April 26, 2024) 6

34 Furnomenal Feline Funnies and Cat Memes to Meow Through The Madness of Being an Adult 1

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 2

34 Fiery Hearted Feline Memes for Ferociously Funny Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 3

If you can't read it, ask your pharmacist to translate. 4

30 Feline Firsts and Purrfect Pictures of Pawsitively Precious Kittens Taking Their First Look at the World 5

Spayed Cat Named Cletus Becomes a Feline GodMEOWther by Stealing Abandoned Kittens 6