Street Fighter V's Jiggle Physics are Totally Jacked

If you're stuck being player two in Street Fighter V, you've got a distinct advantage: if you pick a Chun-Li, your opponent will be no doubt horribly distracted by what's under your shirt.

For some reason, when Chun-Li is selected as player two, her tatas turn into two helium filled balloons, while player one's Chun-Li retains her supported chest. This is a known bug from E3 that Capcom promised to fix, but apparently hasn't gotten around to. For now, it's probably best to treat this as a potential leg up in the competition.