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'You better have all 30 bags on my car before I get back': Teenager mistaken for hardware store employee gets back at impatient DIYer 1

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Employee gets suspended for no reason, stinks up work truck before quitting: 'Before I returned the truck, I release 6 stinky air fresher tags in it' 3

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 4

A Heartwarming Helping of 36 Fluffy Feline Treats for Wholesome Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 5

'Where is he going that he can't politely ask a child to move?': Dad demands entitled Boomer apologize after pushing a 4-year-old over for being in his way 6

And you worship its every move 1

ComfeeSofa 2

30 Baffling Design Choices Found in the Wild (May 12, 2024) 3

Box paradise! 4

Ready 5

Service, please! 6